Category:Vending Machines
Appearance
Manufacturer[edit]
All perk vending machines are produced by the **Endtimes Bottling Company™**, a suspiciously chipper conglomerate that somehow survived the apocalypse intact. Their motto, “Refreshing the End of Days!”, can still be found painted in neon letters above abandoned factories and half-collapsed billboards.
Founded in the 1950s as a soft drink brand, Endtimes Bottling pivoted to “**combat-ready beverages**” after the first undead incursion. Each machine is a cross between an industrial soda fountain and a military field kit — dispensing sugary, glowing concoctions that double as biochemical enhancers.
Known product lines include:
- Patch-Up-Punch – instant health refills.
- Spare Ribs – fortifies maximum HP.
- Serendipity Soda – boosts luck.
- Fleet Feet Fizz – speeds up movement.
- Kaboom Kola – enhances weapon damage.
- Steady Hands Sarsaparilla – tightens recoil and accuracy.
Vending Machines[edit]
Pages in category "Vending Machines"
The following 6 pages are in this category, out of 6 total.





