Crowd Pleaser
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| Type | Submachine Gun (auto) |
|---|---|
| Rarity | Uncommon |
| Slot | Primary |
| Source | Mystery Box |
| First appearance | DEAD (v1.0) |
| Damage |
3 per shot
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| Rate of fire |
60 rps (burst)
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| Sustained DPS |
32.73 DPS
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| Magazine | 30 |
| Reload | 1.25s (75f) |
| Recoil |
Low
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| Projectile speed | 4 units |
| Beastmode | Party Starter– 1750 points Mag extension, faster reload; slight DPS increase. |
| Notes | Balanced SMG with reliable control; upgrades push it into powerhouse status. |
- Crowd Pleaser (MP5)
- *“Guaranteed to bring down the house… permanently.”*
Overview[edit]
The Crowd Pleaser is a versatile SMG with balanced stats and excellent handling. It’s reliable in almost any situation, offering controllable recoil and strong DPS without the ammo hunger of the Pocket Blender. Easy to pick up, hard to put down, it’s often a mid-game favourite.
Beast Upgrades[edit]
- Party Starter – Larger mag, faster reload, and a DPS bump.
- Riot Maker – Higher fire rate, stronger handling, recoil tightened slightly.
- Civilization Ender – Final form; extreme rate of fire and mag size make the Crowd Pleaser a late-game spray monster.
Tips[edit]
- Great “all-rounder” SMG; doesn’t punish you for long engagements.
- Mid-cost Beast path makes it a safe upgrade route if you find one early.
- Works especially well in close-quarters maps where crowd clearing is vital.
Trivia[edit]
- Internal dev nickname was “Diplomat,” before “Crowd Pleaser” won out.
- Beast chain names escalate from mild party jokes to apocalyptic scale.