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<p>Created page with &quot;{{Infobox Weapon | title = Cupid’s Mistake | image = CupidsMistake.png | link = Cupid’s Mistake | type = Crossbow (semi-auto) | rarity = Rare | slot = Primary | source = Mystery Box | first = DEAD (v1.0) | damage = 15 per shot | damage_pct = 40 | rof = 45 rps (burst) | rof_pct = 50 | sustain = 18 DPS | sustain_pct = 35 | magazine = 1 | reload = 0.50s (30f)...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{Infobox Weapon<br /> | title = Cupid’s Mistake<br /> | image = CupidsMistake.png<br /> | link = Cupid’s Mistake<br /> | type = Crossbow (semi-auto)<br /> | rarity = Rare<br /> | slot = Primary<br /> | source = Mystery Box<br /> | first = DEAD (v1.0)<br /> <br /> | damage = 15 per shot<br /> | damage_pct = 40<br /> | rof = 45 rps (burst)<br /> | rof_pct = 50<br /> | sustain = 18 DPS<br /> | sustain_pct = 35<br /> | magazine = 1<br /> | reload = 0.50s (30f)<br /> | recoil = None<br /> | recoil_pct = 0<br /> | proj_speed = 5 units<br /> <br /> | upgrade_name = Divorce Lawyer<br /> | upgrade_cost = 1600 points<br /> | upgrade_note = Increased damage; faster reload cycle.<br /> | notes = Meme-tier weapon with decent power; limited by one-bolt mag.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Weapons]]<br /> [[Category:Crossbows]]<br /> <br /> ; Cupid’s Mistake (Crossbow)<br /> : *“Shot through the heart… and you’re to blame.”*<br /> <br /> == Overview ==<br /> The &#039;&#039;&#039;Cupid’s Mistake&#039;&#039;&#039; is a single-shot crossbow that combines raw bolt damage with meme value. While it can deliver strong hits, its one-bolt magazine and frequent reloads make it impractical in horde situations. A cult favourite for its comedy Beast upgrades, but rarely a competitive choice.<br /> <br /> == Beast Upgrades ==<br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;Divorce Lawyer&#039;&#039;&#039; – Increased damage; reloads more quickly. <br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;Alimony Bolt&#039;&#039;&#039; – Noticeable DPS boost with stronger bolts and shorter delays. <br /> * &#039;&#039;&#039;Child Support Summoner&#039;&#039;&#039; – Final form; bolts hit absurdly hard, with faster cycles, turning the crossbow into a surprising late-game oddball. <br /> <br /> == Tips ==<br /> * Best treated as a joke weapon — fun to use, but outclassed by rifles. <br /> * Beast upgrades make it comically viable in the mid-game, but ammo efficiency is still poor. <br /> * Great for showing off. <br /> <br /> == Trivia ==<br /> * Named as a jab at Valentine’s-themed weapon tropes. <br /> * Beast upgrade chain riffs on escalating breakup humour, making it one of the silliest paths in the game. <br /> * Despite being a joke, a fully upgraded Child Support Summoner can shred elites if you’re accurate.<br /> * Crossbow runs are a brutal challenge that garner a lot of respect.</div>

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